I think I finally see the sarcasm ^. But, Nicobie, I'm think you did a shit job at joking around. You just looked like a jerk =/.
New to endless-sphere? Notice a lot of signatures recommending Ebike.ca? That's because it's the best place for a quality and manageable, (but still 'real'), first build. Justin is a solid supporter of electric bike development, and a good source of equipment.
My hat off a thousand times to the green people that effectively run this forum. The ES Mods are superb.