The other day I went to the grocery store to pick up some random stuff. Shampoo, toothpaste and hairspray etc, when my ex calls and tells me there's an emergency.
So anyway, I'm rushing over but it's quite late and dark, I see some quick movement and i felt a thud and just knew I hit something. I stopped the bike, turned around and noticed that i ran over a rabbit
It was lying there on the side of the road quivering in pain and i was like, i have to put it out of its misery.
So I'm trying to figure out what I can kill it with, but I had no heavy tools or weapon like things on me at the time. Looked in the bag of groceries and saw the hairspray. i think to myself...the hairspray has a lot of chemicals in it and might just do the trick. so i began dousing the rabbit with the spray. It gives a little cough so I think, hey this must be working, and empty the rest of the tin on it...
The next thing i know the rabbit jumps up and bounces away like nothing is wrong. im like wtf... so i'm standing there on the road in the middle of the night and looking at the bottle of hair spray. I hold it up to the bike light and on it is a label that says "Restores body and bounce to damaged hair".