Okay, first we need an organization: How about PETEB? (People for the Ethical Treatment of Electric Bikes.)
How many have already figured out what comes next? That's right, the supermodels, the Hollywood starlets, of course the slogan - I'd rather go NAKED, than use GAS.
Lucy Hale. Zooey Deschannel. I bet this post has already been enough to get them calling their publicity people. They all want in.
Sorry guys, but this was as close to NSFW as I could come without actually BEING NSFW. Don't worry, I'll - HANDLE - the photography. (Ah, Zooey, if only my life was going the way it's supposed to. . . .)